In the Buff




my pants are fitting better

I look good in a sweater

I exercise on treadmill, bikes and stuff

there’s a glow upon my cheeks

but I still feel kinda meek

‘cause I know that I don’t look good in the buff!



my double chin’s a gobble

my breasts just flop and wobble

where they come to rest there down around my duff

I eat my weight in sturgeon

but I need a plastic surgeon

‘cause I know I still don’t look good in the buff!



my arms are like a topsail

I fear if I’d a kite tail

I’d be launched across the nearest windy bluff

so I strap them down with tape and…..

pretend I have an arm band

but I still look simply dreadful in the buff!



but I’ve lost a lot of weight here

and they say, “You’re looking GREAT, Dear!”

but I always smirk and leave them in a huff

‘cause I may like high heeled slippers

but I’ll NEVER be a stripper

no, I know I’ll never look good in the buff!



mf 2-21-08

Love it!

Mickeefynn, I'm so enjoying your words. They have me smiling and planning for the one day I just may go in the buff. (I will keep the curtains pulled and doors locked, but oh what a sweet victory.)

I am laughing my flabby @ss off! I love your musing mickeefynn!

THis was great

Great words - sooooo so true!

This is too funny cause I can relate!

MF, thanks for the laugh! I have printed that...and hung it on the mirror in the bathroom...lets see what happens when the BH gets home!

You tell BH she'd better vehemently disagree!

~ahem~

Well, bh came home...read it, and asked me to pass this message along..and I quote," It's a really nice poem, but it doesn't reflect the beauty that is inside...especially what is inside MY girl". Well shucks....<repacking the newly ordered stripper pole back into the box and checking ebay for a return address> Umm...she also agreed with the sturgeon part...lol!

awww...

<I loved it MF...it made me laugh several times, and nod my head in agreement!>

I love it. Way too funny! However, I could totally be a stripper. Don't tell my mom I said that!

I totally wanna take lessons, Mar!

Ummm...<blushing>, they offer classes. <g> There are also dvd's....on that and belly dancing...<huge smile>.

Don't ask...long story! LOL

Now THAT would be one heck of an addition to the Fun Friday Prize Trunk!

Oh my...talk about a 'hot' prize! Betting the guys won't want to win that one!

Great Poem..................... and fun fun prize trunk reward.........hugs

Great words MF! I need to write one called, "I look like a road map" or "My body is like a quilt".

I had the belly dance DVD and gave it away. I just couldn't get my body to do those moves! That whole neck/head sway thing was not happening for me!

Oh I'm thinkin' if we were all together belly dancin' we'd get it right! Doncha thinK?
hey!where's that belly dancer emoticon????

Too, too funny!!

Too, too true!!

Thanks for the laugh!!

Hi just got off the phone with Marla's mom! LOL Seriously me and my butt skin totally hear you MF. Love it!!!

love it sounds like me

That is so cute Mickeefynn!!!

You are clever!

Thanks a bunch but I knew the premise would be understood by one and all
in the Hood! Goes with the territory!

WAy cooL, WAy FuNNy.....I'm loViNg It

In my mind I see all of us together in a dance studio belly dancing. What a sight. I too have alot of extra skin and just try to avoid looking in the mirror when I am naked and just imagine myself with a fabulous body.

Diamond Girl

Yeah, this is some great stuff! Way to lay down the truth, gf!

Thought the crew needed a laugh ...
Snowing like crazy here again!
Maybe it's ME who needs the laugh!

Here too! Good thing I am not allowed to go out right now..lol!

That is tooooooo cute. It fits me to a tee. I laughed out loud. Thanks for the laugh. Hugs.