Interesting product warning labels.
On a driving mirror in USA: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a steering wheel lock: "Warning -- remove lock before driving."
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."
On a carton of sleeping tablets: "Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness..."
On a Chinese packet of peanuts: "Open packet and eat contents."
On a shampoo bottle: "Use repeatedly for severe damage."
On a flower pot: "Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed."
On a pudding packet: "Warning: product will be hot after heating."
On a bottle of milk: "After opening, keep upright."
On a new iron: "Never iron clothes on the body."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not try to stop the saw with your hands."
On an can of insecticide: "Kills all kinds of insects... Warning: this product is harmful to bees."
On a buoy (a plastic thingy placed in the sea for navigational purposes): "Protect from seawater."
INSIDE a carton: "To avoid condesnation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening."
On a plastic plate: This item does not rust.
Sometimes though, both sides know what they're doing and there'a a good laugh. For instance, the credits for the cartoon Samurai Pizza Cats says that "No animals were hurt during the making of this cartoon." The Zimbabwean food chain Nandos had an advertisement which said the same thing, and then added "They were eaten."
The ones below are from the Stupid Site.
Glaxo-Wellcome makes many new drugs that are supposed to help with a variety of things. They say all of the benefits, then follow it with a list of side effects that would make anyone not want to take it. For example, Breathe easier with new Claritin-D. Do not take this if you are pregnant, nursing, have high blood pressure, diabetes, have heart problems, etc... also side effects may include drowsiness, fatigue, abdominal pain, diarrhea, nausea, headache, fever, chest pain, flu symptoms etc...
On a tube of Crest toothpaste: "If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately." POISON control?
On a frozen dessert package : Do not flip over (Printed on bottom of box!)
On a facial cleaner in Oz: "Do not apply directly to the brain."
On the package for a Batman costume: Cape does not enable user to fly.
On a pair of lambskin gloves: "No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves" I guess they committed suicide.
On a box of toothpicks: Hand-polished...by machine.
On a hair color kit: "Do not use as an ice cream topping."
On a package of christmas lights: "Warning! For indoor or outdoor use only!" Perhaps someone will try using them underwater.
On a bottle of dog shampoo: Caution! The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On an advert for Propecia (a pill for male baldness): If you are a woman who is pregnant you should not handle any broken tablets.
On a bottle of Chinese medicine: Expiration date - 2 years. Why yes, that's very helpful.
Product Labels - http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/books/845/products.htm
Full Version: Middle Of The Week Funny
Those are TOO Funny!!
Thanks for the giggles
Hugs!
Nancy
Thanks for the giggles Hugs!
Nancy
Thanks for the weekly smilies Marla. I look forward to it each week. Kinda makes you go, "hmmmmmmmm".
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