THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN
A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED
WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
FINALLY SAID..........



WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!


When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.

HAHAHAHA! Too cute, Dee!

LOLOLOL

That one's definitely going to my sisters! Thanks

Good one, Dee! I think we need a forum added for the comics in the bunch! LOL

That is funny right there. Loved it.

Dee, I read this silently twice and laughed silently both times. I was thinking YUKKKKYYYY, but FUNNYYYYYY too! So I read it aloud to my husband in the next room and he did the same thing. He laughed out loud as he shouted....YUKKKKKYYYY. I'm trying to get him to send it to his "high tech redneck" siblings all over the country.

Thank Goodness we don't have that kind of technology here where I live. We still use corn cobs!