In celebration of eggs and egg coddlers, I give you EGG & CHICKEN JOKES!!!!


What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White!

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

And finally:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, clearly angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Okay, not fun! I am sooooooo stupid! I should know better than to be sipping on a cup of coffee when I am reading Marla's MOTWF!

So, of course, I spit it all over my monitor when I read the last joke! Hrrruuummmppppffff!

Dog gone it, how could I be so DUMB!>>????????

That last one is great. I'm gonna have to pass it on to some friends & family after work tonight.

hee hee just sent it to some people here at work. that last one was real cute!!

silliness is fun!

Marla,
Ok, I'm waiting....which one was it???

Oh Stu!!!!

That was good.
Thanks Marla!