Hello Neighbors!

Kim was assigned to provide today's Fun Friday question. :lol:

GAME RULES!
1. Must be a registered member of the Neighborhood to play.
2. You may win one prize each month, but you should play each week.
3. Two fabulous prizes will be given each week.
4. Neighbors must answer the Fun Friday Question on the forum.
5. Kim will select two NEW Neighbors to win the prizes. She will also TAG the next person to provide a question, who must PM the question to Kaye and Tami by the following Thursday. The game will run thru Sunday night as previously and Kim will select the winners Monday!
6. Winners will need to send Kaye their mailing address by Personal Message - don't post your address on the message boards for privacy reasons!

PRIZES!
This week prizes will be those fabulous magnets made by Kim that say BRILLIANT!!!

Here's today's FUN FRIDAY Question:
Recently, while under the influence of drugs, I found myself singing "It's Raining Men" on the voicemail of someone that I've never met. I blame Kaye , of course. In recent history, what is the most embarassing thing that you have done...AND what was the outcome? :huh:

Recent history huh???

Now back in the day...when I was on the other side of "that line" I did plenty of outragous things. Or maybe I'm just suppressing them........

I need to ponder this for a while....hummm.....

I can't believe I'm going to share this with you all... It isn't a story I've told to too many people because it is SO embarassing
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A few years after my divorce, I worked at a hotel on the other side of town. I didn't have my driver's license at that time, so I had to take a bus about 50 miles to work. I would first take a bus downtown (about 45 minutes) and then catch a freeway flyer bus for another 30 minute ride to the hotel. Since I had to be to work at 5:30 AM... I started out quite early.

One cold, winter morning I went to work even though I had the flu. As I stood on the corner downtown, waiting for the flyer to come pick me up, I realized I was in serious trouble. I felt deathly ill and there was no place open that I could go to use the bathroom.

I walked to a nearby building/parking structure and looked for a bathroom in the lobby. There was none. I went to the elevators... but they were locked for the night. I went to the stairs, hoping a door to another floor might be open. All locked.

Panic was setting in... and I was about to have a major accident in my pants. I ran down the bottom of the steps, hoping to find another doorway. None was there. Finally out of sheer desperation, I huddled underneath the steps, pulled down my pants, and let go....

My God... how humililating. I felt like an uncivilized animal. And someone was going to have to clean this mess up. :(

Quickly pulling my pants up, I wanted to leave the place as soon as possible. And then I looked up, and saw the camera....

I spent the whole next week worrying I was going to be on the local news... :blush:

Andie...I'm loving this! I look at your sweet face, with your pups and am picturing you in this episode.



Okay...let's drop the part about "recent history". I need/want to hear what Diane did back in the day!

:D :D :D Kimmie girl.... I figured YOU would like the bathroom story... :D

I think that we all probably have one or two of these. I am still trying to figure out what would be that embarassing to me, I have lots of those.

OMG Andie...that is too funny with the cameras....lord knows I have pulled off the darn road many times cuz I just couldnt hold it anymore! Traffic...YES, but cameras...not that I know of! :D

The only thing I can think of was back in the day...my girls and I had gone to Marine world. On our way back we glance at a full bus load of MEN! Guys and there dads returning from a baseball game...of course I had to tease them...showing some skin...they followed us...we followed them....playing the game...we end up on a rural road....bus stops, opens door at railroad tracks...we stop, I open door at tracks like bus...bus leaves, we look up...cute guy standing at the car, I quickly shut my door and roll up my window (the chicken I really am) :lol: He says they bet him he couldnt get a ride...we take him back to his home town...the cute young guys are waiting for us...we all meet up...call home (each of us tell our parents we are staying the night with the other friend of course) LIES! Long story short...we hop in the back of a pickup, they take us down to this lake in the dark dark country side...the headlights of the truck were the only light we had...we partied like crazy and I even ended up having sex on the side of the mountain with one of the cuties! OMG...sorry but to me this was so embarrassing! I can not even believe I did that! :wacko:

I have to say...those were the good times...when life was more free...in todays times...who knows what might have happened! Needless to say..we did not get home till the next day and parents never even knew! I'd KILL MY KID! LOL...

Dang...I guess I wasnt the I always say I was! :lol:

This is one of my tamer moments.

Back in my severe mania episodes I would go days without sleep and do some outlandish things on a whim. I was the ultimate party girl. How about a road trip--grab a bag, hop in the car, flip a coin a go....just to get to the point where you are nearly out of gas, stop, fill up the car, then go to pay and left your bill fold, id, etc at home. Call your parents from 2 states away to get you.

But this is one that I wouldn't have believed----but there were pics taken. I'd had just a wee bit much to drink--so I found out about it the next day.

Picture this....A 300+ lb woman whose boyfriend loved sexy big women in short skirts. Dancing.

I was pretty agile even at my heaviest so could-"drop it like it's hot" with the best of them. Only this night I decided to wear thigh high fish net stockings instead of pantie hose.. Pretty funny huh....



Oh...did I mention.....no undies.........

Ahhh..... the good old days!! :D :D

Dancing on the bars sounds like me back in my "single" days. I was pretty much of a rebel... but oddly enough, not too much embarassed me. Guess as I got older, and more civilized, I became more easily embarassed by my behavior.... :blush:

I was always the good girl as I was the one who took care of everyone, so I really can't take part in this one. I mentioned in one that I got embarrassed once with my "ex" when we were interrupted by his best friend and felt like I had glowing hands all over me announcing what we had been doing! And there was that time in college at the end of the semester that one of the foxy French exchange students had a week before leaving and asked me to stay with him, but I was too chicken! See, good girl-itis!

This is so me.....

Hmmmmm. I like Tami have always been the good girl.....HONEST!!! I do remember one day nearly 6 years ago now, Shortly ....well VERY shortly after I met Todd we went swimming at his brothers apt complex pool. I had recently gotten into a bad car accident...NOT my fault... and was driving a rental car so I couldn't ge tinto the car wet. So with Todd standing right there I did my magical strip and change with out showing much routine....I purposley flashed him some boobie though!!! Shortly after that we wound up dating...then we became exclusive....now...wedded bliss! Ooohhh wait a minute. I do remember another not me moment....behind the building where Todd used to work....in the front seat of his Buick....did I mention that i am something of a contortionist?

Oh, Lord, okay. Well, I'm not going back in the distant past for this one -- back then I did some crazy stuff, but didn't have the grace to be embarrassed too often. This incident happened about 2 months ago.

I spent a lovely afternoon with The Man in my life. We got a little carried away, and he left some little love bites on a certain part of my upper-body anatomy. Actually it's kind of fun to be left with that -- everytime you change your clothes, you feel just a bit naughty.

Ah, but I had forgotten that a few days later I had my annual physical scheduled! Yikes. Maybe the doc wouldn't notice when he did my breast exam? By this time they had faded and looked kind of like bruises. Well, he did indeed notice, and even asked about the "bruising"! I said -- "oh, I'm embarrassed, we got carried away a few days ago and this is what is left." He said, nobody's beating or hitting you, are they? WHOA, NO SIR -- it's not like that! Far from it. He said, "well I had to ask, because you are pretty small" (that I admit I liked).

Anyway, that's my recent embarrassing incident. Proving that even 56 year olds can still have lovely afternoons once in awhile!

Judy

Actually I have 2 incidents that come to mind in the not to distance past.
The first happened last summer. I was in Virginia Beach with my sister. We had been swimming and wanted to do some shopping. No one wanted to walk and shop wet so we decided to change in my sister's van. One at a time the kids all took their turns without incident. Now it come's to my turn. I get in the van and pull my bathing suit top down and wham. Here comes a car driving through the parking lot. The 2 men in the car got a definate eyefull. Was I embarrassed. I think I blushed all the way to my toes. :blush:
The second incident occured about 6 months ago. My friend and I had just eaten at a Chinese buffet and then went shopping at Kohls. I was in the store about 15 minutes and all of a sudden wham again. It was imperative that I get to a restroom. Of course the restroom was on the other side of the store. By the time I made it there I was on the brink of having a major accident. Well I got into the stall and just got my pants down and then explosion. Imagine my horror when I stood up and realized that I had exploded all over the back of the toilet and not just into the toilet. :excl: Well, I had to clean myself up and then clean the toilet up as best as I could. There was no way I was leaving that mess for someone else to clean. Needless to say I did not feel like shopping after that and promptly left the store. I sure do hope that there weren't any cameras in that bathroom. Could you imagine what the watcher's would have thought with me going in and out of the stall with handfuls of paper towels.
Those are my most recent embarrassing moments. There were many more in my youth when I was going through my rebellous period as well. :blink:

Interesting answers you all have chosen to share! :blush: So far Judy's answer is my favorite!

Years ago when Jim & I were dating we went to Tucson Arizona and visited a place called "Old Tucson" where western movies are made. They serve a powerful margarita there and I enjoyed one or two. Well, Jim waited while I made a pit-stop at the restroom. All was well and I was feeling quite spry. I was wearing a short jumper-type dress (probably size 20 or so). When I came out of the restroom I saw my handsome man smiling at me and it seemed like a fabulous idea to moon him. And moon him I did! However, it was only after the full mooon rising that I noticed he was standing in front of a grandstand full of tourists waiting to see a staged gunfight at the OK Corral! They saw the gunfight and a full moon to boot! :P

Oh Kaye!!!!!!!!!! That Takes the cake in my book!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! OMG I can just picture that!!!!! I love all of these answers...from road side pit stops, to love bites and Dr. Appts, to Potty problems to full moons...gotta love this topic!!!

So hard to pick...however, Andie and JudyPetite are my winners.

I tag Sharon aka NewBeginnings for next weeks question (since her response was potty related ;) )

Okay, we have our winners and Sharon, please copy me as well as Kaye with your question! Congrats to the winners and thanks for all the laughs from the stories!

Kaye,

What gets into us ladies?? I did the mooning thing once, too, and my face is turning bright red remembering it.... :blush:

It was an early morning fishing trip on Lake Michigan. My husband was piloting the boat and I was on the front deck stowing the lines as we made our way out of the harbor. Smart a** hubby decides to blow the horn... and almost made me jump out of my skin. So I mooned him....

Then I turned around and saw a bunch of fisherman on the dock... waving at me. Everytime I walked down the dock from that point on, and a man smiled at me, I wondered if he had seen the moon shining that bright early morning....